why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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