her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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