I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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