Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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