Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
