therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm really busy with my period
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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