i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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