I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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