Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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