Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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