you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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