Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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