We're facebook friends in real life
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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