do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I want to have your abortion
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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