i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
