oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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