Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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