No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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