sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Randomize
