scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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