Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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