Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
