i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
My feet surprised me
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