I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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