just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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