there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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