Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
