i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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