god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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