Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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