white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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