After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just gargled with NyQuil
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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