it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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