People with herpes should wear stickers.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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