Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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