I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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