Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
