This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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