I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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