S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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