But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
soo... how was my night?
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