MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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