when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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