He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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