well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
What drink are we having for lunch?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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