i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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