I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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