There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
