so that wasnt chicken after all
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you win again, gameday.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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