If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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