I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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