I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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