Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
